This is hard to talk about. I may lose some friends and family over this. But Christmas is the time to rejoice in the truth.
I’ve never read a Harry Potter book. Maybe I’ve watched a movie or two, but I certainly don’t remember them. If you’re putting deposits into our relationship that are compounded by this wizarding interest, it’s been lost on me.
I’m so sorry. I can quote anything from The Office. I’ll get maybe two thirds of the Star Wars references. But when it comes to summoning your Patronous points for Gryffendore, I’m snatch out of luck.
I do know that Snape kills Dumbledore because of an internet meme from the time of release. I ruined that surprise for a close friend at the time.
I’m sorry for being a bad friend.